This is what happens when you synchronize camera’s shutter speed with a helicopter’s blade frequency
There is now a measles outbreak in New York. A whole ward of cancer patients currently undergoing chemotherapy have been exposed to it. Imagine fighting cancer for years only to die because some jackass didn’t vaccinate their brat and you caught measles.
STUPID FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT PARENTS
Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
This board was drawn by Pete Browngardt, creator of Uncle Grandpa! (Note the extremely sarcastic use of the word “hilarious” in scene 133.)
"mickey i am fed up wit your bullshit devil magic"
Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall
sharp rocks at the bottom?
bring it on
THE BEST PART ABOUT SHIPPING MY OWN CHARACTERS IS THAT IT WILL ALWAYS BE CANON
Honestly if you ever want to see me irritated to the point of not making sense just ask me to tell you how I feel about the fact that the English Pokemon Special swapped Green and Blue’s names.
apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music
breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs